Posted by : gabriel_trash


Have you ever recorded or watched a Vine? This anime is is made like it was a Vine compilation.

In case you don't know what's Vine, it was a short lived SNS where people uploaded short video clips of themselves doing stupid shit and following the latest dumb trend. The service was short lived, and thank god because the only service that it did was being bought out by Twitter and dying.

No, seriously. You have stupid people jumping onto a car's hood or shelves, stupid people flipping water bottles or stupid people BEING FUCKING STUPID. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!

Back to our matters, every chapter of "Ishida to Asakura" is 2 minutes long. Low budget as fuck, it features a correct, yet dated style of animation often filled with vulgar jokes and a certain dude of the cast being killed off in "comedic ways" (And let me tell you, if being banged shitless in the ass and have a flower put in your asshole's corpse is "comedic" just leave your usernames in SNS right in the comments so i can block you from every single one of them)

The "plot" revolves around Asakura, a dude who wants to be a school teacher in a girls school so he can be "surrounded by boobs" and Ishida, who has other plans and wants to open a flower shop with him. Other students are Sato who is a big boobed girl, Teacher Kinoshita which is a cross dresser and her daughter who tries to seduce Asakura. And Yamada who gets killed off now and then.

Far from being comedic, the plot drives us to some straight-off-the-butthole plot twists such as Ishida cross dressing and looking cute or aliens coming right up. Foleys tend to repeat, voice acting is generic as fuck and sometimes even the volume of dialog isn't even. The opening song (which i can't remember right now) was pretty good, then looking up for a video THEY FUCKING SHOT IT IN A WALL WITH A PHONE CAMERA!!! The singer dressed as a maid didn't help at all.

Why you should avoid this at all costs?: I certainly watched stuff from Adult Swim such as Mr. Pickles or Metalocalypse and being gross with a stupid, blackish humor, they're still enjoyable. South Park follows a certain plot and stuff. Ishida to Asakura is a spineless anime, it's not coherent, it's not funny. I've seen gonzo porn with more plot than this. If you're planning to watch this without punching through your screen, i recommend using a drug that has at least 3 hazardous chemicals on it. Or just straight up sniff gasoline or some industrial glue.


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  1. The "plot" revolves around Asakura, a dude who wants to be a school teacher in a girls school so he can be "surrounded by boobs" and Ishida, who has other plans and wants to open a flower shop with him.

    The plot seems amazing, but I think I would enjoy this. I love watching pointless skits.

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